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At my place of work there is this technician who I provide equipment to, who decides to change his last name from Bottles to Mahar. One day I asked him why He changed his last name? He told me that Bottles was his adopted family name,he want to change his last name to his natural birth parent’s last name which Mahar. He had said that he is the last male born to this family and he want to carry on the family name.
So I told him it would be cool if he kept using both last names , just in case he turns into an alcoholic and gets busted for a DUI, and is order by a the court of law to attend a AA meetings.
At the AA meeting he can Stand up and introduce himself to the group by saying," Hi my name is Mahar Bottles,and I am not a alcoholic !"
" I am here because I was court ordered. to attend these meetings."


Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
November 16,2014.


Happy Meal Toys

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Do The Elves build toys or Nike Sneaker

One day at work, I issued some equipment to a technician,who after putting it in a bag and slung the bag over his shoulders.   As he started to walk away,I said, "Have a nice day Santa Claus."
He responded, " I heard the true story about Santa Claus is that he was a man who broke into houses by going down the Chimneys, then rape the woman,kill the men,steal the content of the house,and abduct the children".
I responded, " So the story of the Elves building all the toys that Sata Claus delivers to the good boys and girls every Christmas is just a cover up story for Santa Claus owning and running a NIke Sneaker  factory in Taiwan that runs on a workforce made up of abducted children who are forced into slave labor.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
November 1,2014

EveryThing Is Not Better The Second Time Around

I was out of work for two months to recover from a hernia operation  .   One day while I was walking in Valley Forge park, I met a revolution war reenactor who was sitting at a table next to a cabin.      He was explaining to visitors what  methods of medicine that were used in the continental army during the revolutionary war.
  After the crowd of visitors walked away, I started a conversation with the reenactor.
In the  opening conversation I share with him about my time in the military as a combat medic.  I then  had mentioned that I was out of work on short term disability do to a hernia operation.  
He told me that he has had five hernias in his life ,and one time he had a  double hernia. 
 He said that when He had the double Hernia, it had pinched off his lower blow so he could not defecate.    His solid body waste  ended up coming out of his mouth in liquid form.
So I told him when life hands you lemons,you should make leomon.  With all that shit coming out of your mouth you should have ran for political office.
I asked him, did your wife ask you to take breath mint before she allowed you to kiss her ?
If she did , did you ask her why?   Can't she stand the smell of her own cooking?

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 
October 18,2014

Behind Dark Forgotten Doors And Walls.

It is Halloween time,time to visit a haunted house and get the Bejesus scare out of you.
One of the popular places of Hallween attractions around where I live  is   to go  to PennHurst Asylum , an abandoned school /Hospital for the mentally challenged.  
Which has been bought by a man who turns it into a haunted house every year around Halloween.
Now this article I am writing is not to promote this Halloween attraction ,but to shed some light on the real live horror of abuse that I personally experience while attending a private boarding school for the emotionally disturbed and the mentally handicapped.
 I would like to point out that PennHurst was ten times worse with it's abuse to patients then I experienced, But because I was a ward of the state with behavior problems, I could have been placed into PenHurst.   I thank God that He protected me and did not let me end up in Penhurst or WillowBrook state school.
 I became a ward of the state because I was hyperactive and unruly and was kick  out of the public school system ,and I was kicked out of schools that dealt with children that were slow learners or had behavior problems.       
 I was also taken from my parent for suspected Child abuse.
I was enrolled in The Pathway School in Audubon Pa in the year 1972. and would live there for nine years.
Here is a list of abusive treatment that I experienced,that was used to control my behavior by the hands of school staff.

When I ran away from school :   I would be put on restriction which means placed in  isolation,put in an empty room,fore weeks at a time.
Run aways only got feed once a day,they would be forced to drink brewers yeast for the other two meals. horrible tasting stuff.
I spent most of six years standing facing a wall or sitting in a chair in a hallway, from 6.oo am to 12.00am only breaking this cycle to goto school.  If you talk to any other student while on hallway restriction your punishment was standing for hours on your feet.
One of the physical abuses which was used on me on a daily bases was bending my arm in the back of me while bending my wrist to wrestle me to the ground to sit on me.
this maneuver was used every time I disobeyed a staff member.
I had a cottage leader get so mad at me for misbehaving that he picked  me up by my throat and was backing my head on the ceiling and wall. 

Another way I felt abused was by having been forced to take a handful of assortment  of behavior controlling drugs, three times a day .
 I believe they were an assortment of uppers and downer to control me throughout each day.

Now I Think positive attention would have got me to bend my will not medicating me so much that  I started to looking around for a guitar and a rhinestone studded jumpsuit." A THANK YOU VERY MUCH. "

I think it was abuse that I spent my childhood standing in a hall facing a wall or confined to a chair in a hall.,or confined to empty room.

I would like to say that my last three year at the school did change when a teachers aid tutor me in math and reading,and bent my will through showing kindness and a true interest in helping trouble student get there act together.
I will say that at this school few and far between were the staff that helped me straight out my conduct. So that I was equipt to leave Pathway school and re enter public society and attend and graduate from public high school.
 My mother told me That The Pathway School thought at one time that I would have to be institutionalized for my entire life.      Boy did those expert psychiatrists mis classify this bird. They classify  me as being a wadling Gooney bird, when I turned out to be a soaring Eagle,by the grace,mercy, love of God .
I went on to serve in the U.S Army for four years,and the national guard for five years. 
With the military I have attend Combat Engineering school,I attended emergency medical school.
I attend 1 year of Bible college.
I am a accomplished Artist,Poet,Writer,Comedian,and accomplish all this without   take one behavior controlling pill.
So the conclusion is by the hand of providence I did not end up in Penhurst or WillowBrook because if I did I wouldn't be alive to  day to write this article.   
Remember as you go thill seeking to have the shit scared out of you by attending a haunted house attraction,there is nothing  more scarier than the evil deeds that have been done behind dark forgotten doors and wall.

To give this article of mine some dimension for you,Go to YouTube and watch the short documentaries on the abuse at Penshurst and   WillowBrook.

Written Stephen J.Vattimo
October 10,2014

Black Sheep Washed Whiter Than Snow

Jesus frees
If you will believe

Cast away your wondering around in your dark past
Start traveling along His lighted path 
you will see that Jesus frees
If you will believe

I started my journey as a  black sheep in the fold
always rolling in the wrong direction
 So I was starved for affection
I was abandoned by the fold

Instead of hanging me from a tree
They leave me in a dense dark forest
In the care of the hands of the wolves

The Father to the Fatherless closes the hungry mouths of the wolves
He safely lead me back to my fold
Though I try to roll in harmony with the fold 
I could not win their affection
I recieved their rejection
Because in their I eyes I was still  the black sheep of the fold

They  curioused me out of the fold
They thought I would never be a successful sheep 
They thought I would roll in the direct of a pig
Spending my days wallowing in the mud 
becoming nothing more than a dud
My journey would end on a heap pile of crud

I once again was  abandoned to the dark dense woods
The home of the hungry wolves

I found the woods were cold with rejection
No flames of affection to warm oneself by
Blinded by darkness ,for there was no hope to provide light
Wandering around lost ,for there was no direction

Then The Father to the Fatherless
The Good Shepherd 
Called out to me

He said," You don't have to be lost any more." 
"Join my fold."

"I will never neglect you."
"I will never reject you."
"I will never eject you." 

"Cast away your wondering around in your dark past."
"Come let Me make you a new creation,old thing are done away with."
"Let Me guide you along the lighted path of abundant life. "

" For I am Jesus, I have come to set you free!"

" If you will believe you will see."

Written Stephen J. Vattimo
Oct 04 2014

The Interrupter

You ever get tried of hearing people who catch you talking to your self saying," Hay, talking to your self is a sign of mental illness!"
My remedy for this problem is to respond to The interrupter," Hay,don't you know rudnes is also a mental illness?   Can't you read the sign hanging around my neck ?
The sign reads,BOARD  MEETING IN SESSION , PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ! "  
 
Written by Stephen J.Vattimo
Aug 23,2014

It's In The Code Of Our DNA

We can't help but worship a god
It's in the code of our DNA

Did our god appear
when Areon throw gold into the fire
Out came the image of a calf ?

Why do we bow our knee
before gods of flesh and stone
that don't answer us when we speak ?
 
We spend hour in their temples
trying to commune with them
We are alway left standing all empty and alone.

We can't help but worship a god
It's in the code of our DNA

There is a God that did not appear by human hands

His visitation to the Hebrews at the Mt. Sinai 
 consumed the mountain with fire,smoke ,lightning, 
He spoke to them with a voice of many trumpets

There is a God who left His Holy temple
He condensed Himself by becoming flesh to commune with you and me

There is a God
Who sacrificed His wealth
to purchase the dept that kept impoverished soul in prison
that they may be set free from spiritual poverty

There is a God who gave us His Holy Spirit
That our communion we have with  Him
May be closer then the air around us that we breath

We can't help but worship a god
It's in the code of our DNA

I am going to worship,I am going to bow my knee
To God by the only name give under Heaven
 Jesus The Christ

Written By Stephen J.Vattimo 
August 24,2014

Thank You ?

At my place of employment, part of my job is to issue equipment to service  technicians.
Well one morning  after I handed a  technician his equipment,He thanked me in spanish,in a joking manner He said", Grassy ASS ."  Instead of using the real word which is Gracias.
So I replied," The remedy to get rid of the case of the Grassy Ass, is to stop having nude picnics on your front lawn. 

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
August 2,2014

I'm Not Living In Stealth Mode

My image might be a fright in your sight
but that doesn't mean I bite

I don't have a college degree
But that doesn't mean I am not wise enough to know the difference between darkness and light

I may not be a Pastor or a Rabbi 
But I can still share with your the words of Jesus who has the power to lead you from death and into abundant eternal life

My talents may not fetch silver or Gold
But that doesn't mean they aren't gifts from God
But that doesn't mean they aren't  anointed for the service of God's kingdom

I may not have a popular name
I may not have power and wealth 
That doesn't mean I live in stealth mode

But thats not going to stop me from turning the world upside down 
To introduce the hungry to  the name of The Bead Of Life 
 Jesus The Christ.

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
July 25 2014

Invincible SuperHero

It's splash across the canvas of print
It's blare across the airways

Another SuperHero has fallen.

On the stage of life,they appear bullet proof
but out of the bright lights,in the shadows
every SuperHero has his Kryptonite

In the bright lights
a SuperHero's powers are his wealth and fame
in the shadows super powers can be weakened
by thieves,moths,rust

Don't Gear when a SuperHero has fallen
less it becomes your  Kryptonite
and you trip over your own cape.

The strength of a SuperHero's custom is not in silver or gold
but in the strength of a good name.

There is only one invincible SuperHero
He conquered death at the cross
To rescue Humanity from the hands of a villain

The name of this SuperHero is Jesus The Christ

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
 July 6 2014



Vegan Craz At The Beach

Jaws the man eating shark / movie star was asked by TMZ ," Why out of a group of a hundred people in the water,did he attack and eat The Joy Green Giant?"
Jaw replied ," My doctor told me that I had a bad heart and I need to stop eating meat and  go on a  Vegan diet !" 


Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
June 21, 2014.

Theistic Evolution Stinks!

One day at a college a Mexican Professor who teaches a course on World Religions, gave his students his theological definition of ,Theistic Evolution.
He explained to his students that Theistic Evolution is the theory that God set in to motion the evolutionary processes that brought all things in to being.
A student asked the professor, "How did God put evolution into motion?"
The professor told the cass,"Evolution was set in motion through the Big Bang Theory.
God ate a Spicy Bean Burrito and farted, and the creation has been evolving ever since."

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
June 28,2014

Never Lost Just Redistributed

Today I was reading  a posts on my face book , I notice my aunt posted  that she lost 10 LBS.     I wrote back to her," No , You didn't loose 10 pounds. The 10 pounds were just redistributed to me, through President Obama's Redistribution Of  The Wealth Of America Program! "

Written by Stephen J . Vattimo
June 6, 2014

Simple Solution

One  day I was feeling so ill while I was at work,I thought I might be having a heart attack.            My whole abdominal   area had sever craps,it felt like a horse kicked me and someone was stabbing me in the stomach at the same time.      While having     pain in my chest, followed with sweating.
 After work I went to a Patient First Medical Clinic to have some tests done to find out what was wrong with me.  Well after running up a $120.00 medical bill ,which  included EKG , X-Rays,and oxygen monitoring.
 The result of the tests?    I just need to pay someone $0.50 to pull my finger so I could fart.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
May 14, 2014

Good Vibrations

I went to the doctor's the other day to have an operation set up to fix a lower hernia I have acquired from heavy lifting at work.      The surgeon told me that during the procedure  he might have to cut a nerve in my leg if it causes a problems when He puts in the mesh to repair the hernia.     He tells me by cutting this nerve I might loose some feeling on the right side of my marble bag, nothing important.
So I tell the surgeon I would if possible like for him not to take or leave anything in my body that is not crucial for the success of my operation procedure.
So I tell the surgeon ( knowing how mentally distracted everyone is today) ," During the Operation ,please don't leave your chewing gum,or surgical tools inside me!"
 "But it's OK if  you leave your cellphone in side me, as long as it's on vibration mode and you are a popular Guy!! "

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
May 3,2014

Passing Through

An Artist goes to Long Island New York for an Opening Night Art Show Party.
He first check into his hotel.    As he is going through the entrance to the hotel lobby, the Door Man say," Sir you need to get rid of some of that baggage your carrying."
 The Artist looks down at his very small suitcase in his hand then look back at the Door Man with a puzzled look on his face and asks," what are you talking about?  I 'm only caring this very small suitcase?"
The Door Man replies," Sir it took three days for your caboose to catch up with your engine." 

Written by Stephen J.Vattimo
April 29 2014

Hoodwinked By The Destroyer Of Nations

Modern Philosophy
Pet  Psychiatry
High Technology

These entities become the demigod 
We have place our country under it's authority

Father
Son
Holy Spirit

The God our nation crawled after
For protection
For provision
For guidance 

Our nation grew up
It was  nurture
It was blessed
It progressed

Then at a Opportune  time
The Destroyer Of Nations whispered deceitful words in our ears

That diluted our minds
 with the thoughts that  all our blessing were from the works of our own hands
That poisoned our heart against God
We became un thankful
We became disobedient 
We filed away God with all the methodological  deities 

We erected new alters to worship our new  demigod of
Modern philosophy
Pet  Psychiatry
High Technology

 The blessing  of our demigod on our nation are 
Destitution
Depravity 
Regression
desperation

Salvation for our country is only one step back
Turn back to The God of This countries youth .

Written By Stephen J.Vattimo

October 26 2013

He Has Gone Before Us

He Has Gone Before Us
APRIL 24, 2014
Dear friend,

when you are going through a hard time in your life, do you get temped to accuse God of having no idea what you are going through? Well the Bible teaches that through Jesus His Son, the God who created all things left His throne in Heaven, and became a human being ,so that the invisible God became visible and dwelt with man.
His purpose was to teach man how to live a prosperous life according God’s design,not according to man’s sinful design. His purpose was to demonstrate the power Of God to provide for all our needs. The power to heal our physical and spiritual infirmities.
His purpose to  teach about,and reveal the way to God’s Heaven. To pay the debt that all men own for the penalty of committing sin.
God became a man to over come the power of  sin that imprisons man ,keeping them from being free to fellowship with God and to receive the gift of eternal life.
God did all this out of His love,mercy ,and grace He want to shower on man Kind.

I have often meditated on these teaching about God, and could not help to try to imagine the things God through Jesus had experienced, the struggle of being a man.
Even though Jesus was completely God and did not sin,He was completely 
man. So Jesus experienced the weaknesses of the flesh. He knew what it was to 
be tire and sore from a hard day work. He most likely got sick or hurt doing his time on Earth. He most likely experienced abuse from people around Him. He might even had been knocked down or hit when the Roman soldiers would raid His village for collecting taxes, or just to steal from or abuse the  Jewish people.
Jesus submitted Him self under fair and abusive people who were in authority over Him. Jesus experienced having to work to earn a living, and he had to pay taxes just like a normal person in His community.
Jesus was acquainted with sorrow of losing a family member or friend to death.

Conclusion, God through Jesus experienced the struggle man goes though living in a sin cursed world. So when you are facing a trail, and you are growing tried and weary ,call on the name of the Lord because he has already blazed that trail before.If you ask Him , he will provide the strength and guidance to you to be victorious offer your trial.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
April 24, 2014

Stand Strong

Stand strong
In the dark don't allow your knees to grow weak

Stand strong
Be fore your adversary your strength will peak 
If you seek the Spirit of  the Humble and the meek

People with cold stone heart seek to devour people
Using weapons they have fashioned  from their mean streak
while they stumble around weak and lost in the dark
 
People with warm hearts of clay 
will find there way through the dark  following the light of faith
Using the shield of peace and the sword of Truth to ward of the attack of the  adversary 

Stand strong 
Don't fret  when some days you are met with the elements of weariness and dreariness
The Holy Spirit heals a weather beaten soul that is open to Him

Stand strong
Don't allow adversity to erode your God given hopes and dreams
Through faith in Christ all will overcome our adversary in this world
 
Stand strong
In the dark don't allow your knees to grow weak


Written by Stephen J. Vattimo

April 12, 2014

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Previous Posts
Sounds Like, posted December 4th, 2014
Happy Meal Toys, posted December 4th, 2014
Do The Elves build toys or Nike Sneaker, posted November 1st, 2014
EveryThing Is Not Better The Second Time Around, posted October 18th, 2014
Behind Dark Forgotten Doors And Walls., posted October 10th, 2014
Black Sheep Washed Whiter Than Snow, posted October 4th, 2014
The Interrupter, posted August 24th, 2014
It's In The Code Of Our DNA, posted August 24th, 2014
Thank You ?, posted August 2nd, 2014, 1 comment
I'm Not Living In Stealth Mode, posted July 26th, 2014, 1 comment
Invincible SuperHero, posted July 6th, 2014, 1 comment
Vegan Craz At The Beach, posted June 28th, 2014, 1 comment
Theistic Evolution Stinks!, posted June 28th, 2014
Never Lost Just Redistributed, posted June 6th, 2014
Simple Solution, posted May 23rd, 2014
Good Vibrations, posted May 3rd, 2014, 1 comment
Passing Through, posted April 29th, 2014
Hoodwinked By The Destroyer Of Nations, posted April 28th, 2014
He Has Gone Before Us, posted April 28th, 2014
Stand Strong, posted April 28th, 2014
Terminator Chicken, posted March 24th, 2014, 1 comment
A Standing Ovation For The Chef, posted February 14th, 2014
Body Freedom Is Deemed Weird By Talk Show Host, posted January 26th, 2014
Doggy Santa, posted January 5th, 2014
Big Surprises Sometimes Come In Small Packages, posted January 5th, 2014
Glass Prism, posted November 29th, 2013
Afternoon Delight, posted November 27th, 2013
Halloween Tighty Whities, posted October 20th, 2013
Freed Soul, posted September 20th, 2013
No Pets Allowed, posted September 17th, 2013
Why Nudity Makes Life More Pleasant, posted September 12th, 2013
Public Nudity Laws Are A Civil Rights Violation., posted September 6th, 2013
Nap Time At The Beach, posted August 11th, 2013
A Whale Of A Corny Story, posted August 9th, 2013
I Must Be Six Feet Under If I Don't Make Fun Of This Company's Name, posted August 2nd, 2013
"Did You Say Something ? ", posted August 2nd, 2013
Guess Who Just Moved Into The Neighbor Hood ?, posted August 2nd, 2013
Hose At Hand, posted August 2nd, 2013
The Value Of A Tatoo, posted August 2nd, 2013
Now Doing Vidios On Youtube, posted April 7th, 2013
Mother Nature's Redeemer, posted February 18th, 2013
Three Things A Wife or Death Row Inmate Will Receive., posted February 18th, 2013
Can You Come Out And Play?, posted February 18th, 2013
Stealth Ingredient Information Panel., posted January 27th, 2013
Blow Santa Away, posted January 27th, 2013
What's The Name Of That Perfume You Are Wearing ?, posted January 27th, 2013
How Can You fix It,If You Can't See It's Broken ?, posted January 27th, 2013
Things No One Exspects To Find Out About At The Bar, posted January 27th, 2013
Fireworks At The Beach, posted September 12th, 2012
Mirrors In The Attic, posted September 12th, 2012
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