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Tuesday,Hump Day ?

Tuesday,Hump Day ?
Any one see the new Geico Commercail where visitor at a zoo go up to the camel pen and yell out famous Geico comercial phases (Mike..Mike ..Mike,Guess what day it is? ,Hump Day!) 
Well wouldn’t be funny if the writers of that commercail would have the secound camel remine Phil the Camel, " though Tuesday is not thought of as the triditional Hump Day. For a tour group made up of prosituites ,every day better be Hump day,or their Zoo keeper won’t give them their food or water.

Writen By Stephen J. Vattimo

Two bags

The other day I stopped off at a Wawa  store to buy something to eat.   When I handed my purchases to the cashier, he asked me if I wanted my purchases doubled bagged ?
So I as him,"Are you trying to pimp me a date with two old ladies from a retirement home?"

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
February 30, 2015

Cartoon Charactor Or Chippendale Dancer

Any one see the TV commercial for the new Sponge Bob Movie,"Sponge Out Of Water? "
The movie is suppose to be about how Sponge Bob and his friends( who are cartoon charters from a children's TV   show) have to save their world from an apostolic end  by coming into our world  to retrieve their Crabby Paddy formula from a pirate who stole it.  
Now to retrieve their formula from the pirate,they turn themselves in to supper heroes
who use their supper natural power to bitch slap the pirate into giving back their Crabby paddy formula, 
Now when they become super heroes Their bodies morph from cute  animated cartoon characters  to Characters who bodies have pecs and washboard abs. 
Sponge Bob super hero character look like a  Tae - Bo Fitness instructor, and Patrick the Star fish's super hero character  looks like a  Chippendale dancers. 
I guess protecting children's innocents went out the window.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 
Feb 8, 2015

Must There be Suffering,To Appreciate Joy?

Dear Friend ,
Here is a letter I receive this morning from a viewer who read my poem entitled the lord's Prayer In the Last Days.
Read her comment to me,then read my to her on the subject of spiritual contrasts are the root of good and bad thing in the world.
Their Comment:
i will applaud the effort gone into this, but TBH knee benders have always proved to me own mind how little they understand about the nature of things...without evil there can be no good, without hate there can be no love..if you have never been sad, then how can you appreciate or understand wot it is to be happy ?
Mine Comment:
First to understand the contrasts of experiencing good and bad things,we need to understand the source of their existence.
The source of good thing comes from God the creator of all things. In the Bible the first book named Genesis ,the first three chapter enplane the origins of creation. God had created every living and no-living thing in six days. After He fished each Creation He declared it good.
The source of bad or evil things come from mans disobedience to God's instruction not to eat from the tree Of the knowledge Of Good And Evil. God had created a world with out want,meaning the needs of man were all supplied for . God also warned man kind that if they ate from the tree Of the knowledge Of Good And Evil that death would come from this action.
So the source o f sickness,disease,death,injustice,terroni ,war,Famine,poverty...All have their root in the pass and present action of man kinds rebellion against God.
The big question is if God is the source of all creation, who is the source of the death,destruction,injustice? 
The answer is the Devil and his army of fallen angel. Man Kind was give the deed to the Earth by the Creator of it,who had the authority to give it. Now as long as Man kind obeyed God instructions,they were protected from the dark army of the devil and His fallen angels who wanted to invade,enslave,and destroy Man Kind and the earth. So when man kind disobey God they gave up the deed to the Earth to the Devil.
The good news is that that we live in a time of grace where man kind can be restored to fellowship with God by putting our faith in the savior Jesus . God provide the savor ,that the sins of men would be washed away by the blood of righteousness man who laid down his life to pay the dept for man's sinful nature. For as we stated before God told the man and the woman that if they disobeyed Him death would come. This death was not just physical but also spiritual. 
When The time of grace has run it course. God will scrap this old world and create a new one where only good things will exist.
Except Jesus Christ as your savor today and you will dwell In this new world and have fellowship with God face to face.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 14,2015

My Little Princess The Movie Star

People say there is nothing that can prepare a father for when his sweet little princess will grow up enough to start dating boys. Well I say always plan ahead. So if i had a daughter I would record movies of my little princess when she is at the age where she believe God put a candy store in side her nose. Then when she at the age when boys will come around to the house to take her out on a date, I will sit down the young suitor and show him some of the movies of when my little princess use to chow down at the candy store that was in her nose, hoping this will discourage him from playing tonsil hockey with my daughter.


Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
23,January 2015


Dark Side Of The Moon

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Two Ways TO Heal A Nation.

From: stephen vattimo
Sent: Monday, December 22, 2014 10:14 AM
To: scheduling@nationalactionnetwork.net
I am respectfully writing you , and other pastors concerning the recent tension in our society concerning racial equability. I my self am a follower of the lord Jesus Christ. Jesus taught his follower the right way to deal with their enemies. He never taught people an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. He taught do not seek revenge on one’s enemies, but to love those who hate you, bless those who persecute you, pray for those who despite fully use you. Matthew 5:44, Luke 6:28
The Bible also teaches that we are not to seek revenge on our enemies, but leave it to the wrath of God
“Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.”
I believe that if we want equality, freedom, peace and prosperity. It will only come though souls coming to in repentance of sin through faith in Jesus the Christ, who takes us off the path of condemnation and places us on a new path of pardoned and in correct fellowship with God,We the give of eternal and abounding life.
Is it not a Pastor of God’s flock, the duty to spread the Gospel of Christ, to disciple the flock to know the word of God and to lovingly obey it?
We who have been called by God will be held accountable for our steward ship of what God has call us to do. Meaning Ther is God’s way of doing thing , and there is our own way.
God’s ways brings healing , peace, abundant live. Our ways brings misunderstanding ,disunity ,unrest , destruction .
My conclusion is that this country has been the brightest beacon of liberty, equality , opportunity in the world. But mind you this nation’s record is not spotless.
People of all races have worked hard , sacrificed together to over this nations enemies both foreign and domestic.
I believe in the darkest times of our nation people of all races have gathered under the Christian faith and have cried out to God for guidance , faith, strength , healing and God has always delivered our country out of the darkest times we have face .
It is my prayer and challenge to you leader to challenge your people to the same.
Respectfully yours
Stephen J. Vattimo
Sent from Windows Mail

Sounds Like

At my place of work there is this technician who I provide equipment to, who decides to change his last name from Bottles to Mahar. One day I asked him why He changed his last name? He told me that Bottles was his adopted family name,he want to change his last name to his natural birth parent’s last name which Mahar. He had said that he is the last male born to this family and he want to carry on the family name.
So I told him it would be cool if he kept using both last names , just in case he turns into an alcoholic and gets busted for a DUI, and is order by a the court of law to attend a AA meetings.
At the AA meeting he can Stand up and introduce himself to the group by saying," Hi my name is Mahar Bottles,and I am not a alcoholic !"
" I am here because I was court ordered. to attend these meetings."


Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
November 16,2014.


Happy Meal Toys

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Do The Elves build toys or Nike Sneaker

One day at work, I issued some equipment to a technician,who after putting it in a bag and slung the bag over his shoulders.   As he started to walk away,I said, "Have a nice day Santa Claus."
He responded, " I heard the true story about Santa Claus is that he was a man who broke into houses by going down the Chimneys, then rape the woman,kill the men,steal the content of the house,and abduct the children".
I responded, " So the story of the Elves building all the toys that Sata Claus delivers to the good boys and girls every Christmas is just a cover up story for Santa Claus owning and running a NIke Sneaker  factory in Taiwan that runs on a workforce made up of abducted children who are forced into slave labor.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
November 1,2014

EveryThing Is Not Better The Second Time Around

I was out of work for two months to recover from a hernia operation  .   One day while I was walking in Valley Forge park, I met a revolution war reenactor who was sitting at a table next to a cabin.      He was explaining to visitors what  methods of medicine that were used in the continental army during the revolutionary war.
  After the crowd of visitors walked away, I started a conversation with the reenactor.
In the  opening conversation I share with him about my time in the military as a combat medic.  I then  had mentioned that I was out of work on short term disability do to a hernia operation.  
He told me that he has had five hernias in his life ,and one time he had a  double hernia. 
 He said that when He had the double Hernia, it had pinched off his lower blow so he could not defecate.    His solid body waste  ended up coming out of his mouth in liquid form.
So I told him when life hands you lemons,you should make leomon.  With all that shit coming out of your mouth you should have ran for political office.
I asked him, did your wife ask you to take breath mint before she allowed you to kiss her ?
If she did , did you ask her why?   Can't she stand the smell of her own cooking?

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo 
October 18,2014

Behind Dark Forgotten Doors And Walls.

It is Halloween time,time to visit a haunted house and get the Bejesus scare out of you.
One of the popular places of Hallween attractions around where I live  is   to go  to PennHurst Asylum , an abandoned school /Hospital for the mentally challenged.  
Which has been bought by a man who turns it into a haunted house every year around Halloween.
Now this article I am writing is not to promote this Halloween attraction ,but to shed some light on the real live horror of abuse that I personally experience while attending a private boarding school for the emotionally disturbed and the mentally handicapped.
 I would like to point out that PennHurst was ten times worse with it's abuse to patients then I experienced, But because I was a ward of the state with behavior problems, I could have been placed into PenHurst.   I thank God that He protected me and did not let me end up in Penhurst or WillowBrook state school.
 I became a ward of the state because I was hyperactive and unruly and was kick  out of the public school system ,and I was kicked out of schools that dealt with children that were slow learners or had behavior problems.       
 I was also taken from my parent for suspected Child abuse.
I was enrolled in The Pathway School in Audubon Pa in the year 1972. and would live there for nine years.
Here is a list of abusive treatment that I experienced,that was used to control my behavior by the hands of school staff.

When I ran away from school :   I would be put on restriction which means placed in  isolation,put in an empty room,fore weeks at a time.
Run aways only got feed once a day,they would be forced to drink brewers yeast for the other two meals. horrible tasting stuff.
I spent most of six years standing facing a wall or sitting in a chair in a hallway, from 6.oo am to 12.00am only breaking this cycle to goto school.  If you talk to any other student while on hallway restriction your punishment was standing for hours on your feet.
One of the physical abuses which was used on me on a daily bases was bending my arm in the back of me while bending my wrist to wrestle me to the ground to sit on me.
this maneuver was used every time I disobeyed a staff member.
I had a cottage leader get so mad at me for misbehaving that he picked  me up by my throat and was backing my head on the ceiling and wall. 

Another way I felt abused was by having been forced to take a handful of assortment  of behavior controlling drugs, three times a day .
 I believe they were an assortment of uppers and downer to control me throughout each day.

Now I Think positive attention would have got me to bend my will not medicating me so much that  I started to looking around for a guitar and a rhinestone studded jumpsuit." A THANK YOU VERY MUCH. "

I think it was abuse that I spent my childhood standing in a hall facing a wall or confined to a chair in a hall.,or confined to empty room.

I would like to say that my last three year at the school did change when a teachers aid tutor me in math and reading,and bent my will through showing kindness and a true interest in helping trouble student get there act together.
I will say that at this school few and far between were the staff that helped me straight out my conduct. So that I was equipt to leave Pathway school and re enter public society and attend and graduate from public high school.
 My mother told me That The Pathway School thought at one time that I would have to be institutionalized for my entire life.      Boy did those expert psychiatrists mis classify this bird. They classify  me as being a wadling Gooney bird, when I turned out to be a soaring Eagle,by the grace,mercy, love of God .
I went on to serve in the U.S Army for four years,and the national guard for five years. 
With the military I have attend Combat Engineering school,I attended emergency medical school.
I attend 1 year of Bible college.
I am a accomplished Artist,Poet,Writer,Comedian,and accomplish all this without   take one behavior controlling pill.
So the conclusion is by the hand of providence I did not end up in Penhurst or WillowBrook because if I did I wouldn't be alive to  day to write this article.   
Remember as you go thill seeking to have the shit scared out of you by attending a haunted house attraction,there is nothing  more scarier than the evil deeds that have been done behind dark forgotten doors and wall.

To give this article of mine some dimension for you,Go to YouTube and watch the short documentaries on the abuse at Penshurst and   WillowBrook.

Written Stephen J.Vattimo
October 10,2014

Black Sheep Washed Whiter Than Snow

Jesus frees
If you will believe

Cast away your wondering around in your dark past
Start traveling along His lighted path 
you will see that Jesus frees
If you will believe

I started my journey as a  black sheep in the fold
always rolling in the wrong direction
 So I was starved for affection
I was abandoned by the fold

Instead of hanging me from a tree
They leave me in a dense dark forest
In the care of the hands of the wolves

The Father to the Fatherless closes the hungry mouths of the wolves
He safely lead me back to my fold
Though I try to roll in harmony with the fold 
I could not win their affection
I recieved their rejection
Because in their I eyes I was still  the black sheep of the fold

They  curioused me out of the fold
They thought I would never be a successful sheep 
They thought I would roll in the direct of a pig
Spending my days wallowing in the mud 
becoming nothing more than a dud
My journey would end on a heap pile of crud

I once again was  abandoned to the dark dense woods
The home of the hungry wolves

I found the woods were cold with rejection
No flames of affection to warm oneself by
Blinded by darkness ,for there was no hope to provide light
Wandering around lost ,for there was no direction

Then The Father to the Fatherless
The Good Shepherd 
Called out to me

He said," You don't have to be lost any more." 
"Join my fold."

"I will never neglect you."
"I will never reject you."
"I will never eject you." 

"Cast away your wondering around in your dark past."
"Come let Me make you a new creation,old thing are done away with."
"Let Me guide you along the lighted path of abundant life. "

" For I am Jesus, I have come to set you free!"

" If you will believe you will see."

Written Stephen J. Vattimo
Oct 04 2014

The Interrupter

You ever get tried of hearing people who catch you talking to your self saying," Hay, talking to your self is a sign of mental illness!"
My remedy for this problem is to respond to The interrupter," Hay,don't you know rudnes is also a mental illness?   Can't you read the sign hanging around my neck ?
The sign reads,BOARD  MEETING IN SESSION , PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ! "  
 
Written by Stephen J.Vattimo
Aug 23,2014

It's In The Code Of Our DNA

We can't help but worship a god
It's in the code of our DNA

Did our god appear
when Areon throw gold into the fire
Out came the image of a calf ?

Why do we bow our knee
before gods of flesh and stone
that don't answer us when we speak ?
 
We spend hour in their temples
trying to commune with them
We are alway left standing all empty and alone.

We can't help but worship a god
It's in the code of our DNA

There is a God that did not appear by human hands

His visitation to the Hebrews at the Mt. Sinai 
 consumed the mountain with fire,smoke ,lightning, 
He spoke to them with a voice of many trumpets

There is a God who left His Holy temple
He condensed Himself by becoming flesh to commune with you and me

There is a God
Who sacrificed His wealth
to purchase the dept that kept impoverished soul in prison
that they may be set free from spiritual poverty

There is a God who gave us His Holy Spirit
That our communion we have with  Him
May be closer then the air around us that we breath

We can't help but worship a god
It's in the code of our DNA

I am going to worship,I am going to bow my knee
To God by the only name give under Heaven
 Jesus The Christ

Written By Stephen J.Vattimo 
August 24,2014

Thank You ?

At my place of employment, part of my job is to issue equipment to service  technicians.
Well one morning  after I handed a  technician his equipment,He thanked me in spanish,in a joking manner He said", Grassy ASS ."  Instead of using the real word which is Gracias.
So I replied," The remedy to get rid of the case of the Grassy Ass, is to stop having nude picnics on your front lawn. 

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
August 2,2014

I'm Not Living In Stealth Mode

My image might be a fright in your sight
but that doesn't mean I bite

I don't have a college degree
But that doesn't mean I am not wise enough to know the difference between darkness and light

I may not be a Pastor or a Rabbi 
But I can still share with your the words of Jesus who has the power to lead you from death and into abundant eternal life

My talents may not fetch silver or Gold
But that doesn't mean they aren't gifts from God
But that doesn't mean they aren't  anointed for the service of God's kingdom

I may not have a popular name
I may not have power and wealth 
That doesn't mean I live in stealth mode

But thats not going to stop me from turning the world upside down 
To introduce the hungry to  the name of The Bead Of Life 
 Jesus The Christ.

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
July 25 2014

Invincible SuperHero

It's splash across the canvas of print
It's blare across the airways

Another SuperHero has fallen.

On the stage of life,they appear bullet proof
but out of the bright lights,in the shadows
every SuperHero has his Kryptonite

In the bright lights
a SuperHero's powers are his wealth and fame
in the shadows super powers can be weakened
by thieves,moths,rust

Don't Gear when a SuperHero has fallen
less it becomes your  Kryptonite
and you trip over your own cape.

The strength of a SuperHero's custom is not in silver or gold
but in the strength of a good name.

There is only one invincible SuperHero
He conquered death at the cross
To rescue Humanity from the hands of a villain

The name of this SuperHero is Jesus The Christ

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
 July 6 2014



Vegan Craz At The Beach

Jaws the man eating shark / movie star was asked by TMZ ," Why out of a group of a hundred people in the water,did he attack and eat The Joy Green Giant?"
Jaw replied ," My doctor told me that I had a bad heart and I need to stop eating meat and  go on a  Vegan diet !" 


Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
June 21, 2014.

Theistic Evolution Stinks!

One day at a college a Mexican Professor who teaches a course on World Religions, gave his students his theological definition of ,Theistic Evolution.
He explained to his students that Theistic Evolution is the theory that God set in to motion the evolutionary processes that brought all things in to being.
A student asked the professor, "How did God put evolution into motion?"
The professor told the cass,"Evolution was set in motion through the Big Bang Theory.
God ate a Spicy Bean Burrito and farted, and the creation has been evolving ever since."

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
June 28,2014

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Previous Posts
Tuesday,Hump Day ?, posted February 22nd, 2015
Two bags, posted February 15th, 2015
Cartoon Charactor Or Chippendale Dancer, posted February 15th, 2015
Must There be Suffering,To Appreciate Joy?, posted February 15th, 2015
My Little Princess The Movie Star, posted January 23rd, 2015
Dark Side Of The Moon, posted December 30th, 2014
Two Ways TO Heal A Nation., posted December 24th, 2014
Sounds Like, posted December 4th, 2014
Happy Meal Toys, posted December 4th, 2014
Do The Elves build toys or Nike Sneaker, posted November 1st, 2014
EveryThing Is Not Better The Second Time Around, posted October 18th, 2014
Behind Dark Forgotten Doors And Walls., posted October 10th, 2014
Black Sheep Washed Whiter Than Snow, posted October 4th, 2014
The Interrupter, posted August 24th, 2014
It's In The Code Of Our DNA, posted August 24th, 2014
Thank You ?, posted August 2nd, 2014, 1 comment
I'm Not Living In Stealth Mode, posted July 26th, 2014, 1 comment
Invincible SuperHero, posted July 6th, 2014, 1 comment
Vegan Craz At The Beach, posted June 28th, 2014, 1 comment
Theistic Evolution Stinks!, posted June 28th, 2014
Never Lost Just Redistributed, posted June 6th, 2014
Simple Solution, posted May 23rd, 2014
Good Vibrations, posted May 3rd, 2014, 1 comment
Passing Through, posted April 29th, 2014
Hoodwinked By The Destroyer Of Nations, posted April 28th, 2014
He Has Gone Before Us, posted April 28th, 2014
Stand Strong, posted April 28th, 2014
Terminator Chicken, posted March 24th, 2014, 1 comment
A Standing Ovation For The Chef, posted February 14th, 2014
Body Freedom Is Deemed Weird By Talk Show Host, posted January 26th, 2014
Doggy Santa, posted January 5th, 2014
Big Surprises Sometimes Come In Small Packages, posted January 5th, 2014
Glass Prism, posted November 29th, 2013
Afternoon Delight, posted November 27th, 2013
Halloween Tighty Whities, posted October 20th, 2013
Freed Soul, posted September 20th, 2013
No Pets Allowed, posted September 17th, 2013
Why Nudity Makes Life More Pleasant, posted September 12th, 2013
Public Nudity Laws Are A Civil Rights Violation., posted September 6th, 2013
Nap Time At The Beach, posted August 11th, 2013
A Whale Of A Corny Story, posted August 9th, 2013
I Must Be Six Feet Under If I Don't Make Fun Of This Company's Name, posted August 2nd, 2013
"Did You Say Something ? ", posted August 2nd, 2013
Guess Who Just Moved Into The Neighbor Hood ?, posted August 2nd, 2013
Hose At Hand, posted August 2nd, 2013
The Value Of A Tatoo, posted August 2nd, 2013
Now Doing Vidios On Youtube, posted April 7th, 2013
Mother Nature's Redeemer, posted February 18th, 2013
Three Things A Wife or Death Row Inmate Will Receive., posted February 18th, 2013
Can You Come Out And Play?, posted February 18th, 2013
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