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Greeting friends,

You can now see Stephen J. Vattimo on YouTube preforming stand up versions of His Short humorous Stories

What was the crown of thorns fore ?

Why was it hammered to Jesus' brow ?
Like forcing a nail through a piece of wood.

Was it a badge of mockery toward the Jewish leaders?
 Fore pressing Pilate to crucify  a man he proclaimed to fine no fault there in.

What was the crown of thorns fore ?

Was the crown of thorns Mother Nature's representative ?
For she needed to be redeemed from the cruse  of sin.
Redeemed from suffering under the Agents of Darkness ,Devour,Destruction,Decay.

Just as the first man Adam through the act of disobedience ,sold Mother Nature into slavery.
To The ownership of The Archangel  of  deception,insurrection,  and Devourer of Souls.

Mother Nature Was  purchased out of slavery by God,and she will be set free from the presence and power of the Prince Of The Power Of The Air.

Fore  the purchase price to set Mother nature free ,
 was for  the sinless Son Of Man,The Son Of God,to wear the Crown of thorn on His brow.
  while out of perfect obedience to the Father ,
He was offering his life on the cross as a ransom to purchase sinful man back to God.

This is why Jesus wore The crown of thorns .
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Written By Stephen J. Vattimo  Sept 30 2012

A coworker During our morning Break Time was overhead sharing his experience of what the sexual relationship is like between a husband and wife.   He was sharing his insider information with a coworker who was looking forward to tying the knot  with his long time girl friend the following weekend.
 The all knowing married man compare the 24 hours leading up to having sex with His wife,to the procedures a Prison Guard has to lead a Inmate on Death Row through ,before they get executed .
  So the Married Man states," There are three things that my wife and a Condemned to Death Inmates  gets."

"First thing, the  Condemned to Death Inmate  gets is a last meal."
"I have to take my Wife out to a fancy restaurant ."

" Second thing,   the  Condemned to Death Inmate get a last request."
" My wife's request is to take her to the Opera ."

" Third thing,  the  Condemned to Death Inmate gets , they are offered to be given the last rights  to them by a prison chaplain.     Then they experience the feeling of dread come over them,and their feet will feel heavy as they are escorted down the hall to the Executed Chamber."
" My wife  is offered a strong drink .She is offered the opportunity for me to  pray to God for her,that He will comfort  and give her strength  to be able to walk the longest Mile, so she wont run away. Then she will experience the feeling of dread,and her feet will feel heavy as she is escorted down the hall to our Bed  chamber."

Then the Married man throws out the unasked quest," Will she get gassed?"
He answer himself," Depends on if I ordered spicy food at the fancy restaurant!"


Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 16 2013

Knock...Knock..Knock,

Can you come out and Play?

Steal the key from the warden.
Unlock the shackle that keep you trapped inside.

It's a beautiful day
Come out and play?

Don't hanging silently on the wall with the other wall flowers.
It's time to break free and express your self.

Don't be afraid to sing a different tune.
We are not all created to be the same at this elevation.

So you don't have to play it safe .
You can buck against the hypnotic beat that is echoing through the radio and the television stations .

Can you come out and play?

Don't be afraid to go against the flow of yesterday.
To day is a gift from God  to make a new vibration.
It's time to go out and play.

Life is like playing a musical instrument  in a hall.
The walls are people.
the hall is time.

Be wise in the song you play,
For your words and actions will  echoing  off the people and  be carried down through the halls of time.

Knock...Knock..Knock,
Can you come out and Play?

Will you make A difference today?

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 18 2013

You ever find you self trying to find new way to stretch your money?   So you can survive to your next paycheck?      Well one day I notice that my food supplies was running low,and so was my cash flow.   So I decided to stop off at the Bottom Dollar food story,to see what kind of meat I could buy at a bargain price,that would last me for a week.      So what caught my eye were these Flanders hamburgers,that came with  12 burgers in a box at the price of $7.00.
 So I bought them , and when I got home I fried a couple of them up.     Well these patties did not taste like any hamburgers I have every had before.   They were plan down right  nasty!    And this is a x-military man saying this,and I have been fed a lot of strange things in my time in the service that has been tried to be past off as food.
  So I pick up the box and spent 15 minute trying to locate were the factory hid the ingredient information panel.
 The  ingredient panel read as follows: cow's heart,soy beam,flower.
After reading the ingredients,it dawn on me.      May be the answer to why these hamburgers taste so nasty is connected  with all the milk carton that use to have missing children's faces on them with the slogan , " Have you See me?"
 I can answer "yes," I have seen you . Your the unlisted  ingredient in Flanders' Hamburger.     

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo Nov 10, 2012

Well friend it's Christmas time, and In the mood of the festive season less all take out our shot guns and blow Santa away (metaphorically speaking) . Is it not demented, that we raise children to believe that a fat Guy once a year travels around the world in one night tearing people's roofs off their houses by landing a flying sled pulled by eight " tiny Rain Deers" on their roof. Then he breaks into peoples houses by entering the house by fire place.
Not to rob or murder the people in the house,but to leave toys for children.
Does not this go against the psycho babel that we should not talk down to children, but talk to them as if they are adults. Doesn't raising children to celebrate mythical characters make them grow up to mistrust their parent some how.
Why not do the sane and responsible thing as a parent, and teach your Children the true meaning of Christmas. That God created man in his own image,and gave him free will
. That man was mislead by Satan to think that God was holding something back from them. Mankind using their free will believed Satan lie,and disobeyed God command no to eat the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
When man disobey God, Man was put out of correct fellowship with God,and man and the creating inherited death and decay.
But the Christmas story focuses On a Loving,gracious,merciful God who would send His son into the world to take on the frail human flesh to dwell among us that we may know the invisible God face to face. That he lived the perfect obedient live ,fulfilling all the requirements a Holy God demand from us. He taught us about our God and the new kingdom He is prepare for all those who chose to except Him as their God.
He taught about man's destiny with the eternal lake of fire,if they die with out placing their faith in God's sent Savor.
He then submitted His body as a substitute for us,that God pored out his wrath and judgement for man Sin,and crush the body of His son for our sin.
As a sign that the penalty of man sin was paid in full,God raised Jesus from the dead on the third day.
So parent should do the the sane and responsible thing and put a bullet Santa's head (metaphorically speaking),and while you at it lets have the Easter Bunny as the main course for Christmas dinner. For Christ is The Greatest gift God has given the man Kind. Unlike toys That are given, the gift of eternal life,never ware out,never get boring, and always keeps on giving.
I Hope you and your families will share this Christmas gift your with neighbors.
Merry Christmas.

Stephen J.Vattimo December 8,2012

Here is a short humorous story I was inspired to write about Ann Nicole Smith.
 A couple of weeks ago the media resurrected Ann Nicole Smith from the dead ,through reporting on a story about her daughter starting to do some modd0ling for a line of children's clothes .
  Now Ann Nicole Smith had been dead almost five years,and there hasn't been a year that has past with out the media doing some kind of story evolving her past life,or about her family .  I believe the media resurrects her every time they run out news to report,which they deem worthy to put on the air waves.
  I personally don't  understand why the media even wast their time continuing to write stories about her.       She didn't really accomplish anything of value to society.
 all she was was a modal for Guess and Playboy,she appear briefly in a few movies (having small acting parts).    Worse of all was her reality show ,were she was this over weight slob displaying the IQ of a pickle  that wined her way through the show.
  And she married some 90+ year old man who made the Crimp Keep look like a sex symbol.    To get his money when he died,for he was a very wealthy man.

  Now to ketch the humor in this story you need to under what  Myrrh is and what it was used for in times past.
Myrrh was used in the embalming or anointing of the dead, it came to represent mortality, suffering, and sorrow. The Israelites used perfumed ointments of myrrh in their funeral preparations to postpone the decay and alleviate the odors of the deceased. Although less than one pound was normally used in Israelite funerary preparations, Nicodemus brought "a mixture of myrrh and aloes, about a hundred pounds" to prepare Jesus's body for burial (John 19:39)

I heard that Kalvin Cline has resurrected Ann Nicole Smith to make her their poster child for their new perfume call MYRRH.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo  December 21 2012

Have you noticed that  when you listen to the news,it's reports are increasing with soul crushing stories of ? :

Mast murders of innocent people.

 Innocent people loosing their life's saving through  investing their money into security investment companies that turn out to be ponzi schemes.

Banks causing the housing mark to claps  by swindling people in to taking adjustable mortgages loans they did not financially qualify for.

The government rewarding companies with tax breaks for move their manufacturing operation over sea,which puts American out of work and weakens the economy.

The Government trampled under foot religious freedom of public expressions, while protecting ,and promoting immoral vales.
 
The Government is selling off  our National security,and sovereignty  to pay the national dept.

The Government forcing it's citizens to be become subservient to  it.

 The devastating weather patterns that have turn America into a junk yard.

Is it a coincidence that all these bad events are happening in the same time frame,and are multiplying  in occurrences ?

It is my opinion according to my study and understanding of the Holy Bible,That these events that  are taking place are a reflection of a nations' relationship to God.
 As our country's society cleanses it's self from it's Christian heritage and moral value system and moves it's loyalties to building a secular humanism society, We will see God's provision of guidance,blessing,and protect  cease to be prevalent in our land.
  In the first chapter of the Book of Romans chapter1  verses 1:18-32, is a mirror image of what take place when a nation turns away from fellowship with the true God,and gives it's allegiance an idol.     

Romans 1:18-32

English Standard Version (ESV)
God's Wrath on Unrighteousness

18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth. 19 For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. 20 For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world,[a] in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. 21 For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Claiming to be wise, they became fools, 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.

24 Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, 25 because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen.

26 For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; 27 and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

28 And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done. 29 They were filled with all manner of unrighteousness, evil, covetousness, malice. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, maliciousness. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, 31 foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless. 32 Though they know God's righteous decree that those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them.
Footnotes:English Standard Version (ESV)
 
When you stop and take a look at the immoral behavior that has become socially
acceptable,it is hard to deny that our society is a mirror image of  the wicked society that existed during Noah day.     The evil of man kind reach such an intolerable pitch,God destroyed every living thing except Noah,His family,and the animal that were load on the ark.
   
Read The book of Genesis chapter 6 verses 5-13

Genesis 6:5-13

English Standard Version (ESV)

5 The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. 6 And the Lord regretted that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him to his heart. 7 So the Lord said, “I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of the heavens, for I am sorry that I have made them.” 8 But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord.
Noah and the Flood

9 These are the generations of Noah. Noah was a righteous man, blameless in his generation. Noah walked with God. 10 And Noah had three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

11 Now the earth was corrupt in God's sight, and the earth was filled with violence. 12 And God saw the earth, and behold, it was corrupt, for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth. 13 And God said to Noah, “I have determined to make an end of all flesh,[a] for the earth is filled with violence through them. Behold, I will destroy them with the earth.

Footnotes:English Standard Version (ESV)

What can be done to turn back these plague?  Can the government deliver us?
The Government is limited in turning back these plague because these plague are caused by spiritually darkened hearts.
 The Government can take away privet owner ship of guns,but the mast murder will find another weapon to commit the act.     
The Government can try help rebuild town that have been demolished by supper storms by throwing money at them,but sooner or later they will run out of money
while the storms will keep on rampaging through our land.
The Government can take over all the industries in this country,but instead of wall street reaping you off,it will be the Government.

If we want these  plague to diminish in our land, we need to go to God .    
We need to seek him in spirit and true.
 We need to open up the Holy Bible and learn about who He is.  
 We need to learn His moral code of conduct,and practice it in our own lives.
  We need to acknowledge that all we are,all we have ,comes from God's hand of provision and we need give Him the thanks and praise that is do Him.
 We need to strive to turn from evil ,confess our sins daily,turn from   selfishness, and love our fellowman as we love ourselves.
We need to pray for our learns,and for our unbelieving neighbors.

Rebellion against God will only bring imprisonment to a person or to a country.
Being in right fellowship with God through faith in His Son Jesus The Christ is the root to true freedom.

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo  January 1 ,2013

Two friends haven't seen or heard from each other in three months, so they decide to meet up at their favorite bar to have a few drinks,shoot some pool ,and catch up on things.   
 So Bob ask  Jim,"How are things  going with you ?   
Jim replies, Fine ,until I got here !
Bob asks," what happened?"
Jim replies, " Found out that I have Ass-Burgers disease ."
Bob asks," Who told you that ?"
Jim points his finger at a psychiatrist standing across the room ,holding a empty open faced Hamburger bun in one hand,in his other hand he was holding a fist full of condiments .

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
Jan 26,2013

One Fourth of July, a Hobo and his seven year old son were sitting on the beach together watching the town's firework display.    As the Child was  mesmerized by the sounds of the explosions echoing  through the silent air,and the bursts of bright colors ,bleaching out the dark night sky.  The boy grabber his fathers hand and asked with excitement in his voice,"Dad,what are fire works?
 The Hobo with a reminiscing look on his face replies," Son, Fire work are Seagulls that have taken  Alka Seltzer to relieve them selves from having severe gas pains they have received from eating to many stolen Bean Burritos.

Disclaimer: Micheal Vick did not co-write this short story.
No animals were harmed in the writing of this short story.

Written by Stephen J . Vattimo August 30.2012

Two friends are watching a football game on the television.  Now the owner of the house has a noticeable weight problem.   At commercial time the skinny friend states to his husky friend," I notice when you were showing me around your new place, you don't have any mirrors in your house.  Why is that?"
 The over weight man replies, " I took all of the mirrors down be because my split personality kept trying to talk to me about the elephant in the room.

Written by Stephen J, Vattimo August 11,2012

Here is something to think about!   The more high tech inventions take over doing the common tasks of our daily lives , the more time we have on our hands.  But this newly found freedom has produce a society that has a short attention span and is very self focused.
For example ample, many parents feel they don't have the time to figure out how to harness and channel  the hyper activity of their children,in to a positive direction.
 So they try to suppress the hyper activity by feeding their children drugs like Ridelin,turning their children into Zombies.
   Well back in the seventies when the gas crises had American's siting in a line that was sometimes a half a mile long,to get to the Gas station to get your turn to fuel one vehicle.
 Well one sizzlin summers' day while I was in the car with my dad , we were melting away as our car inch it's way every ten minutes toward the gas station.
  My dad came up with a clever way to harness my hyper activity.  He had me sit behind  him in the back seat of the car,holding a plastic bin with a block of ice in it.
 He had me blowing air across the block of ice,so it would cool off the back of his neck.
 The cooler he wanted the air,the more candy bars he would feed me,so I would blow faster.
 I believe that day,my dad had created the first air conditioner for a car.

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo   August 6,2012

I myself like any other American want to see The government to stop flinging Mud at each other,and work together to fix our broken wheels on our wagon. before we all perish in the middle of the quick sand pit.
Now about 75% of The President's Plan to fix our country,that he laid out in his speech last night on national television ,was the formula to fix our broken down wagon.
The 25 % of his plan I do not agree with:

Failing to up hold the tradition that the united states was founded on judeo christian
principles.

Failing to up hold Israel's best Middle East Alie status with The United States.
Failing to support the view that Jerusalem Is The capital of Israel,and will never be a bargaining chip to build peace in The Middle East.

Recognising Gay mirage as being equal with heterosexual mirage,and giving equal government entitlements to Gay couples as to heterosexual couples.

Government financing and promoting of the corporation Paned Parent Hood.

The President's legal attack on states that don't fall inline with his own political agenda: He took the state Arizona to court for trying to protect their own state border from illegal aliens from over running their state,and destroying or causing harp to American citizen's person and property.

The President's legal attack on the state of Ohio, for pass a law that permit people who are serving in the military to be given three extra day to be able to cast their vote for the political election.

Now there all kinds of political platform I do not agree with the president ,but I am not going to discuss them all in the article be cause I do want to loos my reader attention.

Here are some incidences were the President words during his speech last night didn't Match his political actions :

Through out the Democratic convention we hear from from numerous speaker as well as the president, how much they love and support people who have or who are serving our nation in the military.
Yet last winter the president and his part were threatening not to pay people who have or who are serving in the military, unless the republican would agree to pass The President's three month financial budget,to avoid a government shut down.

Through out the Democratic convention we hear from from numerous speaker as well as the president, how much they love and support retired people, and how they plan to protect medicare and social security.
Yet last winter the President and his part were threatening not to pay people who , were depended on medicare and social security.unless the republican would agree to pass The President's three month financial budget,to avoid a government shut down.

One subject The President has not wavered on was the promotion and financial support of Plan Parent Hood. He and His party made sure Planed Parent Hood got their money during the government shut down crises, and was will to sacrifice not paying the military and the retire population.

My opinion on the pro choice subject is,yes woman you have the right to do what ever you want with your body,but don't use my tax payer's money to fund the murder of God created babies.

The President and his party has alienate Israel, The support for Israel as a country, and Jerusalem as It's The capital ,was not part of the Democratic original plat form,and the party's support for Israel was voted on during the convention as a second thought. So was the reconfirming of Our Nation historical judeo christian foundation of principle to govern the nation,and the continue to aferm we are a nation that is by God's grace and mercy and provision.

The President and His party have not been honest with the citizen of this country concerning it's policies .

For example: Nance Pelosi Comment when asked about Obama Care,"We will just have to get the bill past to find out what in it".

The President made claims that He the president that want to reach across the isle and work with the Republican to fix the problems that are facing this nation.
Yet doing the re election in congress made this statement," if the republicans want to help fix this country. They will have to sit at the back of the bus, because we have the keys to drive the bus."

My friends the President and His party had fed the American people a fairytale the last Presidential election,and He and His party did it again last night.
I almost became a Democrat.

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo  Sept 7,2012

I was answering a fellow Pumpkin carver"s question about the location of the village of  Chads Ford Pa.   When I made a typo . I meant to write ten miles, but hit the "P" Key on my key board,wrote ten Piles.   Well I did prof read and catch and fix the typo be fore sending the response to his questioning.
 The typo incident did get me a little irritated , but gave me a idea for a short joke.

The latest member to be newly elected to the U.S. Congress ,is a Native American Indian named Chief  Ten Piles.    With a name like that he shall go far in politics.

Written By Stephen J.Vattimo  Sept 12,2012

  I was inspired to write this short humorous story by a friend of mine who like to hang on the phone for long periods of time,and does every thing you can think of while he is talking to you on the phone.   I also have notice that people with cell phones do the same thing.   I have witnessed people in public bath room talking on their cell phone while taking a dump.   This must be real treat to listen to your friend blowing his tuba in "F-" while they are talking to you.

  A man receive a telephone call from a friend of his, who happen to be calling him from a public bath room.      The man starts to deduct from the background noises  he is hearing , the blows of tuba, trumpet blasts in "F-",and the water splashes that his friend is calling him from a public bathroom while he is taking a dump.
So the man say to his friend, " You know my parent always taught me that it is rude to interrupt  other people while they are talking to some one else."
 " So when you are done with your conversation with You Dairy Air, call me back!"

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo  May 26 2012

    A man is on road trip to go visit his bother and his family, for a few days.
He has been driving for five hour with out a bite to eat,so he feeling famished , and pulls off the highway and in to a Giant food store's parking lot.  
    He get out of his car and run in to the grocery stores like his pants' are 0n fire,and he looking for the bathroom to dunk him self in the toilet to put out the fire.
     Once in side the store and he finds him self in a empty aisle, he pull out his wallet from his trouser's  pocket to find out how much money he has to spend on something to eat.    He open up his wallet and to his surprise  he only has five dollar left in his wallet.   So he figures he will go to the snack aisle and grab a bag of potato chips which will probably only coast $ 3.00.
     So with snack in hand he step up to the Express  Check Out Line, and while waiting his  turn in line ,his mouth is watering about the thought of digging into those chip.   Because by now he so hungry he is ready to bite a Water buffalo ass.
   When it's his turn in the line, the man hands the cashier the bag of Potato chips and the five dollar out of his wallet.    The cashier rigs up the chips and tells the man,
" That will be $50.00 dollar please."
The  famished man almost faint with shock ,of hearing this price of the potato chips,and ask the Cashier," what are you trying to pull slick?    " The price on the bag is $2.00."
   The Cashier replies, " Sir that price on the bag is the Manufacturers suggested retail price ."
 The angry famished man ask the Cashier," What do you think you are? "'  
" A Car Sale Man at a dealership! "
The Cashier replies, " You must be a traveling  Psychic !     This is my part time job.


Written By Stephen J. Vattimo  May 13, 2012

Cinderella Fellow
Cinderella Fellow

Once upon a dreary day
He had to appear before a jury
To see if he would be hand over to zoo keeper
To be sentenced to captivity in a cage
or put on a leash until he earned his freedom

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

He dressed his best
to impress the jury
That he was tame
not insane

Just a victim of mistaken identity

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

He hoped in to his chariot
To make his journey to appear before the court
Along the way
he stop off in the market place
To purchase a potion mad from a magical bean
That would Energies him with the power of caffeine
 
In market place
every maiden's eye was caught in a trance
by his fancy sport coat,tie,and pants
Every maiden he passed
showered him will flowery Compliments

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

When the jury was held
The King Of Kings pulled the strings of the hearts of the noble of the court
To show mercy
To grant Cinderella Fellow the privilege to remain free

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

The next day he hoped into his truck to make his way to the market place
Along the way he stopped  off at Wawa  to purchase a cup of Joe
He cheerfully greeted every fair lady He passed
The fair lady were all deaf and blind to his existence
As if  he and them were existing in two different dimension
 
At first he found their reaction to him to be lame and very strange
Then he saw his reflection in a picture window
He no long wore his fancy sports coat,tie,and pants
that caught every maiden's eye
holding them in a trance
causing them to shower him with flowery  Compliments

He was wearing humble faded jeans and a cheap T-shirt

Now Cinderella Fellow knows what it feel like when a book is judge by it's cover
Not by the story that is written on the pages inside

Cinderella Fellow  
Cinderella Fellow

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo April 1, 2012

 Two Sci-Fi  Geeks are siting in their car wait for their turn to pick up their food they ordered at the drive through window at McDonald's.  Now they had just got done watching the Movie When Mars Attacks for the tenth time. 
  Now Geek one say to his friend, " You know that  Extraterrestrial haven been visiting Earth for so long,they have become Americanized."
Geek two asks," What makes you think that ?"
Geek one responds " look across the street there is a drive through annal probing station, that just opened up."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo March 8,2012

Freedom to fly
Is a God given gift
Dreaming  is as air is for living
Flowing down from His highly exalted throne

Freedom to fly
Is not a privilege granted
By rulers who's  realm of authority is ground bound

Knowledge of wrong and right
Is revealed to us
From The Righteous One
Who dwells in a kingdom on high

Knowledge of wrong and wright
Should not be dictated by corruptible judges
Who suppress the truth
For worldly praise

Freedom to fly
Is a desire
Like an unquenchable fire
A pilot that God  ignited in side us
When He created you and me

Chains of sin
Robs us of the freedom to fly
Keeps our souls sinking in the mire

God so full of love
Out of His nature of grace and mercy
Sent from His throne room a Savor to the people of the ground
To shatter the chains that keep us fastened to the gates
To the entrance of the lake of fire

Freedom to fly
Those who God has set free is free indeed
 Free to Fly on the Spirit wings
That one day will carry them to God's kingdom in the sky

For those who think the message and Gift of God is a bad joke
They will fabricate their own myths of hope
Like the Greek Character Icarus
They will try to acquire their own way to fly
They will create wings out of wax and feathers
As they Fly toward the kingdom in the sky
The Son will melt their wings

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo   Feb 18 2012

 Two Sci-Fi  Geeks are siting in their car wait for their turn to pick up their food they ordered at the drive through window at McDonald's.  Now they had just got done watching the Movie When Mars Attacks for the tenth time. 
  Now Geek one say to his friend, " You know that  Extraterrestrial haven been visiting Earth for so long,they have become Americanized."
Geek two asks," What makes you think that ?"
Geek one responds " look across the street there is a drive through annal probing station, that just opened up."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo March 8,2012